Everything in the Universe Except Chickens

I'm in an irreverent mood, so thought I'd present some of the searches that people have used to find my blog. Most of them are just weird, although some are positively bizarre:

"peter parker cancer monkey dust"
"how to get your mum and dad to let you a dog"
"Molestation Grove"
"man on a mission eradicate the male foreskin"
"Twins sharing forbidden love"
"ebola masturbating"
"pornography of Simon Cowell"
"penis guillotine"
"god is not watching" why behave"
"elephants post traumatic disorder+flower remedies "
"cancer is bad mkay"
"evolutionary perspective on fairy tales"
"louie savva suicide"
"secondlife nipple attachment"
"tortoise genital photo"
"can a elephants rape rhinos"
"cows act like humans do"
"elephants that rape rhinos"
"pictures of natural biological oddities in sexual glands of human beings"
"river carnivorous fungus called a slime mould China"

and finally, my personal favourite:

"everything in the universe except chickens"

If this blog wasn't already called everything is pointless, I might very well change its name to that. Working out what people were hoping to find with some of those, just makes my brain hurt.